KRTS Marfa Public Radio's For-The-Love-Of-Radio Barn Dance and Art Show is Saturday, May 12. Get your tickets NOW. And be sure to wear your favorite pair of boots and enter the boot competition for the Best Boots in the whole darn barn! Everyone attending the event will automatically be entered, and several Mystery Judges will be among the attendees. Winners will be announced during Doug Moreland's set at the event. Winners in each category get a shiny blue ribbon, and our Best Boots winner will receive a fine bottle of champagne, along with the admiration of all in attendance.
The Categories:
The "Best Magpie Bait" Award for Sparkliest, Shiniest Boots.
The "Most Artfully Deconstructed" Award for the Best Looking Broken in Boots
The "Made For Walkin'" Award for the Boots Most Likely to Have been Stolen from Nancy Sinatra's Closet
The "Least Safe For Dancing" Award for the Highest Heel (or possibly the most falling-apart boot)
The "Rodeo Clown" Award for Most Loud and Colorful Boots
The "True Grit" Award for the Toughest Looking Boots
The "Marfa Lights" Award for Boots Most Likely to be Worn by Aliens or Time-Traveling West Texans
The "Hoe-Downton Abbey" Award for the Boots Best Fit for High Society
The "Wishful Thinking" Award for the Boots Most Likely to Withstand a Rainstorm
The "Furthest From Skirt" Award for The Shortest Boots (or Tiniest Skirt!)
From these winners, our Mystery Judges will pick the Best Boots In The Barn winner.